Humor at the Expense of a New Kitten

I always find a way to tease the cat;

Her brain, you see, is sadly very small.

I'd stop it if I could, but that is that.

I put her treats inside a tilted hat

Then stand it up; she can't escape: too tall.

I always find a way to tease the cat.

Above her head a string she tries to bat.

An awkward spring; it only ends in fall.

I'd stop it if I could, but that is that.

I exercise her so she won't get fat;

I tempt her with a laser on the wall.

I always find a way to tease the cat.

Comfy, scheming in my chair I sat,

She scrambling after an elusive ball.

I'd stop it if I could, but that is that.

Some people ask, "Why do you do that?"

I shrug my shoulders; I don't know at all.

I always find a way to tease the cat;

I'd stop it if I could, but that is that.